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full of disappointments

flopped too soon

so many regrets

and desperate embarrassment

wee willie winkie

has 'giant tongue

and fat fingers

ladies, queue-up here

discount dick offers

50% off four-skins

peel one off

beat the monkey

says organ grinder

and his minder

dahn the Winchester

up the chuffer

rubber gloves required

this won't hurt

as badly as

Paul's purple-headed walloper

shoved very firmly

North Vietnamese Army

is going to

take you all-away

to Russian brothels

to wrestle prostitutes

in padded rooms

where gobbles galore

do popularity-pills work?

Nauseating Venereal Arsehole

inevitable mental meltdown

shit your pants

or somebody else's

stolen from a

Never Before Seen!

Russ

cack-stained relic from

neolithic shit pit

in backyard of

Steptoe and Son

not forgetting Hercules

the old nag

and her piss-stained

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Originally Posted by Marco

and her piss-stained

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rancid huge knickers

the smelly thieves

inhaled the fishiness

violent projectile vomit

sardines for tea?

a little appetiser

negated by cuntishness

turning tricks dockside