stole her kitchen
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stole her kitchen
and her virginity
atop the Aga
Jump wi de Ragga
dontcha dare slabber
Jump and prance
showing your scants
phew smelly underpants
complete with skidmarks
A Twiglet tram-line
veritable choctastic snail-trail
Pan-Yan Pants!
describe the aroma?
Feel the trauma
of testicular torture
in yer pants
exists fermenting cheese
A popular Fridge-maker
manufacturing sweat lollies
for trolley dollies
short-skirted Mollys
playing with wallys
observing trouser snakes
writhing in ecstacy
unleashing the beasts
the four horses!
'Animal Farm', anyone? :)
Cough! Splutter! Uwot :stalks: :lol:
Perhaps 'Driller Killer'? :eyebrows:
Carol Smillie DIY ;)
me no understand... :scratch:
Just three words ;)
"I love you" :kiss: :flasher:
;)
You're so sweet :eyebrows:
when eaten neat
on the street
beatin' ya meat
such a treat
wiping your feet
on her head
and her bed
all soiled with
the discharge from
a suppurating boil
growing angrily on
some festering crust
(on a) tattoed fuck witch
weeping and gangrenous
fornication is dangerous
but immensely pleasurable