get a stiffy
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get a stiffy
and just may...
accept your fate
truth or dare?
pink or brown
she likes white
and angel delight
rubbed-on her panties
low profile rubber
and pearl necklace
wearing a brace
nevertheless, she gobbles
and gags happily
somehow managing to
wipe her arse
causing an enormous
skidmark, the size
irrelevant, the smell...
pungent and aromatic
crotte de chien
pervaded the bedroom
causing fainting fits
and irregular tits
get yer mits
off my knackers
or the cheese
will bubble uncontrolably
and will spit
like my missus
when you kick
the mother-in laws broom
inserting the thick-end
in her gob
thus ensuring silence
peace at last
now you can
tell her to
coffin-dodge no more
snuff it! bag
up the debris
and torch it
Right, let's have
bing,bang,boom
with a tish-tish
and a phut-phut
a loose ring-piece
thrown a rod
magnificent wedding tackle
reel 'em in
get em ooout