and public whipping
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and public whipping
standing room only
Rizla Man Hague
Burning man festival
Hot wax treatment
relieves genital tumescence
treats vaginal itching
gerbil applies it
to arse rings
arse gravy smells
farty with hint
of stagnant shit
bottled and sold
at proctology convention
to avid experimenters
connoisseurs of cack
with own forum
envy is-a problem
as is paranoia
yes, they're watching
sad bastards, with
tear filled glasses
and empty existence
matching empty minds
probably empty wallets
credit card declined
at local Farmfoods
just awaiting receiver
next up, Matalan
followed by Amazon
not forgetting pound-stretcher
post apocalyptic world
where life's losers
stropping and plopping
others roll eyes
for fun and
unadulterated OAP misery
alas, always cheated
by floppy penis
Viagra won't work
with Russian slappers
on huge allowances
who demand stiffness
under house arrest
failing to satisfy
oh the shame
and the impotence
of fat-necked old-men
with mental problems