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got M&S one
wot, cotton knickers?:D
no a cu.......
:rfl:
just lacy numbers...
military grade kingsized
just so baggy
Wot's a cu?:hmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
a green cucumber... :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
and unflattering, likeQuote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
needs tight fitting..
not thongs, though
are nasty things...Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
like cheese wire:D
tend to disappear
indeed....lacy sexier
and much comfier
around nether regions...
favourite colours are
cream peach blackQuote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Suck, Bang, & Blow
(The name of a bar in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina)
Russell
my kinda place!
Blackpool sea front
resplendent in pink
tights and tutu
gaily parading around
infront of parents
Tesco waving his
somewhat soiled g-string
winnit the poo
impregnating the gusset
Nurse skilfully guiding
frank's furter in
the buttered bunn
nice greasy duck-butter
smothered on-her pastie
t'snack on later
Like doggy chew
strangely flavoursome like
granny's curdled discharge
smooth or-with 'bits'?
grandpa liked smooth
grandma liked HARD
rock ang grunge
washed it off
Dripping like a rasher!
gone belly up
gramps goes soft
cucumber to-the rescue
no lube needed