but forgets his
Printable View
but forgets his
cocoa and slippers
overdosed on Viagra
stiffness comes-with age
Rigour not vigour
girth not length
velveted helmeted warrior-o-love
tented, turtle-headed terror
heat-seeking, one-eyed, trouser-trout
impressing knitting-circle ladies
on balaclava duty
rob a Post-Office
nanny's stockings mask
Daddies garter belt
secretly worn when
visiting masonic lodge
And north wales
where sheep-are nervous
Of man rams
and split personalities
wearing ripped underpants
camel-toe be gone
Very tight fitting
but slippery too
when it's wet
like her bed-pad
her fanny wad
driving us mad
never drive mad
fire it-in regardless
fatty tatty watta
sweaty, between folds-of
south downs sheila
in the bush
whacked by rhetoric
whacked by mob
mugged by-a wacko
jacked off by
That guy Jacko
on his jack
trolleyed and bladdered
Best laid plans
scuppered as usual
By overhead crane
and cosmic cataclysm
Melting belly fat
reveals tiny penis
hidden by sagging
neighbour comes to-aid
with some pliers