with sticky bun
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with sticky bun
shaped like-a bum
reeking like lum
beaten with devilstick
causing sexual excitement
to matron's patients
'tented' sheets on-beds
For serial bedwetters
unable to control
incredibly powerful fart-attack
with faulty nappies
seriously compromised gussets
nurse ratched's revenge
on limp cocks
and lively chickens
look a turtle-head!
in hardcore prawn
shrimp cock "tale"
Life's inadequates should
become more adequate
Inadequate Little Eric
the viking's battleaxe
henpecked at work/home
Bust his phut-phut
Waving To Mong
his Welsh sheep
Doctors Little Pets
amounted to nothing
but mounted anyway
displaying sad-bastard syndrome
enjoys cack jokes
to ingratiate himself
to squiffy gobshites
lacking a life
uses blowup doll
as his only
one trick pony
with brainwashed acolytes
and charged electrolytes
for all-night action
jim-jams 'n cocoa
no nookie for-inadequates
membership is limited
to risible failures
and everyone regardless
of weird hang-ups
'get-a-life', says
Naughty Nancy to
Be Compost Soon
The Grim Reaper