during the day
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during the day
after night falls
and darkness ensues
you can hear
ball bags call
seeking freedom from
Cillit Bang Extremists
cleaning thier records
flicking chocolate caramels
at Barry Scott
who promptly farted
Dettol tinged trumpers
illuminating the sky
plus box and
and original packing
inserted right up
Twist and Pull
the badger's head
my local pub
pulling the chicks
all night long
More beer Dave?
a Grolsh please!
Urrggh nose fodder
and so refreshing
Like Colonic Irrigation
or testicular irritation
Across de nation
like that rash
another one please?
on the bum?
in my glass!
What? Your ass?
no my glass!!
Jeez... I pass!
Take a pill
to uncle Bill
post a letter
ride an Izetta
feel lots better
you're a go-getter
and a sweater
but only when
you're horizontal jogging
puppies are a'bobbin'
pishflaps-a-throbbin'
Blood is dropping
too much friction
Watch your dicktion
this is fiction