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soft furry cup
until it leaks
wiki, wiki, wiki
OI OI OI!
be Rob's toy-boy
or my bitch
whichever he prefers
chase me before
you expose 'Mr-Floppy'
flapping between knees
long dong silver
tucked in sock
don't trust a
lesbian named Keith
mop mop mop
up my man's-milk
with your beard
your wife's moustache
or bearded clam
smell the sea
Mmmm Scampi Fries..
red bleary eyes
the fishermans friend
sucking your winkle
knuckle draggers delight
watch Willy, he's
one eye stranger
than two eyed
stupid. Never say
no to Nelly
with her smelly
heavily-soiled and discarded
semen ridden undies
musky minge whiffing
sounds really spiffing
spread on toast
looks like jam
it's a clot
clotted cream tea
eaten with relish
and dracula's teabag
with a 'jam-sandwich'
nee-naw nee-naw, spread em!
bagsie the bean!
BC or AD?
Student question when shown a 7th century icon of the Crucifixion of Christ.
:spank:
DC every time
I'm AC DC
I'm just ea-see!
makes me queasy
steady Tarquin you'll