leading to hell
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leading to hell
of good time
introducing vicar to-strippers
at royal wedding
Baboon hair Sycophantary
cause stubborn skidmarks
down Nannie's frillies
all 'chocolatey' and
whiffing badly like
Smouldering old plastic
incontinence pants worn
like brenda gristlebitch
full thrust applied
Big wobble bottom
straddle her saddlebags
flick her flaps
whilst snorting horseradish
a hot tip
exploding upon re-entry
a misguided misslie
a nicely-marbled jobby
splendidly showcased by-mayor
after the canapés
then self purged
or can-of peas
or suckle poison
sook the juice
from cheeks-of shame
caked with cack
from big mac
wearing small raincoat
and cherry tomatoes
on cocktail sticks
inserted with care
firmly hammered home
it's not natural!
your ball size
Suits you madam
said Bishop bending
in attempt-to curate
the sinless whore
requested a shag
from a passing
Emptying his pipe
into love canal
unvisited for centuries
languishing in cemeteries
beside the copse
eating cucumber sarnies
whilst molesting-a cadaver