gobble it whole
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gobble it whole
a salty lolly
Said top to bottom
drain his balls
Commanded Lardy Dung
the giant beetle
with minuscule penis
needs helping hand
a wee 'rub'
from matron's hand
heavily calloused, but
with proper pressure
bandages wrapped around
the bulbous bell-end
somewhat tattered after
some red-hot wrist-action
from Merchant Banker
suffering from canker
Shun stop Whining
like an inadequate
Bitchy wee Scrote
and get-a life
Small appendage syndrome
it's severe dinkydickitis
In-house of Mong
where the pong
is awfully strong
Coz of Dung
and assorted shite
Turds ofa feather
They float together
shitwrecked on reef
welcome, turd island
Queen of Dung
Duke of dookies
hosepipe ban soon
from cat shit
purr for rain
down tiger, down
double flush required
shit dribbles staining
the delicate silk
strait jacket worn
by convicted rapists
even more skeletons
On the bones
he commanded her
to gobble-his girth
shove it-up sideways
opened-up nasty fissure