electric drive cars
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electric drive cars
are for boring-twats
and flatulence sufferers
running on fart-gas
drive a Tesla
a puff cart
it went 'poof'
petrol and matches
somewhere in Brighton
left a light-on
a red one
illuminating aunty's huge
transparent gusseted scanties
paraded along high-street
red light district
bright and brassy
big cherry nipples
dangerous pit inside
full of snakes
tented trouser ones
Shite Flinging Gibbon
salacious monkey business
acoustic fart horn
shaking the timbers
of her boudoir
and wafting pungent
finest afghan hashish
through the Town-Hall
neglected wanker emoticon:wanker::wanker::wanker:
cracked me up
said mirror man
Michael is Bad
stitches out soon
repair your ballsack
I'm bald now
bald since birth
shaven since September
and waxing lyrical
like a coot
hair removal cream
makes panties feel
rubbed around arsehole
danger of skidmarks
no just smoothie
hardly ever wipes
because of pantyliner
worn inside adult-nappy
'doubling-up' for extra-absorbency
but still accident-prone
due-to malfunctioning leakage-guard