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Purchase by Bill
worn by Bill
licked by Lil
Washed by Jill
whilst rubbing down
sniffed by Phil
on deaf row
Screaming sweet nothings
and chewing muffins
and tufty pubes
Around Mandy's haven
not clean shaven
some stubble trouble
giving a beardy
weirdy a thrill
using coffee mill
for her pleasure
keep grinding away
take a turn
flare your nostrils
Much heavy breathing
shuffing the buttlethrust
flossing the pimple-widget
Venting the gas
release the stench
brave men blench
Use the blender
hello gender bender
sitting on fender
playing his guitar
Plucking away at
her unruly pubes
With hedge trimmers
some ticklish topiary
merrily munching minge
Especially around bottom
of her tuft
whilst being muffed
By cheeky chappy
with chubby cheeks
And many leeks
on yer breeks
trouser worm delights
Are hideous sights
gor blimey guv
what a pair
purple with desire
his testicles afire
utilise fire extinguisher
Chaste her down