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the gaping flange

rythmic spasm chasm

attached to the

human beat box

which emitted cacophonous

noises out of

tune and horrible

belt-drive wobbly wavering

(P.S did you get my last PM about the mounting plates?) ;)

all-overlode the placey

only direct drive

is considered viable

Technics, Jelco, Denon

from knowledgeable dealers

glad to help

with relationship problems ;)

easy to fix

home demonstrations available

Lesbo hot swingers

buy technics turntables

to pole dance

the night away

whilst offering extras

a Denon DL-103SA

outperforming existing 'Pros' ;)

:uhho:

soon available from

your local butcher

and candlestick maker

which vibrate and

tossed and turned

creating joyous spasms

with feelings of

direct drive lust

only relieved by

a Technics SL-1210

properly supported on

4 sorborthane feet

Isonoes are better ;)

Some don't agree

only the deaf

or uniquely talented

recognise the superiority

of Aardvark jelly

with whipped cream

liberally applied to

the nether regions

of a fat

pot-bellied pig, farting

three word pillock

called Martha May

she was gay