a cock ice
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a cock ice
a chick flick
a douche bag
ugly bag woman
fashion faux pas
Tanktops and brogues
sequinned gimp suit
Pinstripe birthday suit
to fit emperor
an invisible suit
with visible stains
Her hairy thighs
long spiders legs
Jenny fuzz face
web mistress n'tights
ripped, due to
barbed-wire on fence
Hammer head Barbi
has it nailed
nice bitta tail
in her day
Old boot now
constructed of plastic
with leathery tongue
and rubber lips
Puncture repair kit
botox and silicone
desperately fighting ugliness
sell your mirrors
and your cameras
Nick on chin
like a dog
slobbering toxic slime
beckoning untimely demise
from chronic diarrhoea
tsunami toilet splash
wave of mush
big bristly tush
looks very lush
Lovely smashing cush
dank Hindu kush
Clearly smoking lots
epic bong hit
Eurovision bong contest
Back from brink
nearly fell in
Hook line sinker
farted a stinker
stoner to drinker
Phew. Who dun-dat?