Bingo rules mate
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Bingo rules mate
blue hair special
Beehive heir do
I now pronounce
with a lisp
you husband-and sheep
little bo peep
liked to-be spanked
In your wellies
sheeps back legs
Shaved and oiled
by a nerdy
seasoned and boiled
Tender and shapely
with fart-like whiff
parted her quiff
Came in-a jiff
no dribbles, hopefully
premature shot off
from vicar's 'special-friend'
The bishop bell
the stubby pawn
king of queens
ace in-the hole
Plus other things
in Pandora's box?
just slightly moist
can of worms
with mildewed edges
enlarged slippery lips
Covered with toupee
or not toupee
Hairs not g-strings
Seb Bastion bark
Impregnated by duck
with man fat
like Orson Carte
Drinking dollys lollies
wood for trees
can't see it
your wee wiener
is aunty's favourite
just before enema
Pumps out messy
blood stained scat
poured onto ice-cream
soylent-green for tea
how'd like that
a raspberry ripple
a strawberry nipple