and other exotic-torments
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and other exotic-torments
a french tickler
worn as fashion-accessory
hides the scars
Of bedroom frolics
kick in the
Pyjama back flaps
lost boot up
A black hole
milky way kid
Playing with-his universal
expanding mars bar
By frying Uranus
warm sunny glow
girl fart show
winner gets cork
loser gets pork
on the bone
,trichinosis, and'a phone
but-no warning tone
whilst sat-on throne
But giving-a groan
as one slips-out
Causing a splash
stomach pains n'groan
a wee fart
Curry and chips
goodness gracious me
frankie up pompey
said Ludicrous Sextus
And his strummers
to the soothsayer
Vampire in-the buffy
fangs for that
Long in-the tooth
dracula needs dentures
Can get snappy
like knicker elastic
and bacterial vaginosis
Fish In Barrel :lol:
Fishing For Turds
netting a plopper
launching a scud
whilst drinking-a Bud
And stroking fud
luckily a dud
scratching his puds
reload the charge
delivered payload ontime.
Not Hermes then ?