otherwise called-a bidet
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otherwise called-a bidet
wash yer bum!
never, never, never..
keep it brown
nice 'n tangy
sweet and sour
the shirt-fitter's favorite
seeks nice cottage
to be unobserved
indulging in frightful
beastiality and debauchery
with the-mayor and
Ugly beauty queen
cheap makeup plastered
like axle grease
and multi-coloured mudpack
on wrinkled skin
Causing near failure
of sagging saddle-bags
Chaffing at her
Prince Charles lips
And plump fetlocks
making Wendy wet
Her brown jodhpurs
revealed camel toe
much humping ensued
at yea-olde watering
they spotted dick
Eating cat custard
in front of
a slimming mirror
giving flattering reflection
Of twin peaks
nice looking Melons
And juicy peaches
and cherry lips
blowing sweet nothings
in ya ear
a folded horn
smells like fish
it is fish
it's looking swish
that-frock you bought
Barely goes round
her fat arse
Showing toffee chewing
holiest of holies
chewiest of chewies
baggiest of saggies
next stop, root-canal