This won't hurt
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This won't hurt
Bloody well did
screaming in agony
crying for mamma
sedative urgently needed
get the knock-out-drops
and stool softener
Wet sandpaper plug
hammer and chisel
Russia for ever
draw the curtain
blackout the world
open your veins...
backflush with soda
scrubbing-out that flue
Nice pink hue
said vicar admiring
Bought another bass
to hold borscht
in seattle town
near Betty's brothel
picturesque-establishment frequented by
members of parliament
and other big-nobs
with little knobs
which get laughed-at
when matron inspects
their fishing tackle
worms and maggots
being bigger than
the commissioner's spotty-one
covered in custard
and extra-strong mustard
tickled-up with duster
desperado rhyming hustler
seen near Asda
recuperating arse-transplant patient
near the nappy-isle
legs painfully crossed
that warm sensation
Causing nappy rash
on nanny's 'bits'
she regularly parades
around her boudoir
corrupting young boys
with her pink-toys
scoffing and mocking
at baldy half-inchers
and undropped balls
causing uncontrollable highs