soft and sumptuous
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soft and sumptuous
eveyone needs one
to play with
make it 'purr'
stroke its fur
give her milk
watch it piss
comb her fur
kick its arse
into the microwave
turn it on
watch it 'pop'
popcorn and milk
inserted up its
lovely feeding bowl
filled with sick
want a lick?
asked the chick
not for me
I prefer wee
me; a beer
Oooh a Ginger!
check her muff
have it rough
in the buff
then a beer?
if it's dear
then it's clear
stuff a chicken
the ex called
said take me
up the chuffer
but please use
axle grease dear
on your lovely
hairless right elbow
before I empty
my rumbling bowels
all over your
move far away
with great speed
go to Blackpool
grab a tranny
and puncture 'her'
hear her whistle!
through her 'slot'
run a mile
from the smell
have a beer
while simultaneously stroking