Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

kidnap him and

pull his pants-down

exposing his gran's

silk g string

for compression joints:D

and generic hip

op break dancing

or fanny flushing

urggh, ghastly gashes

thats old age

pubes on floor

flaps like saddlebags

old meat curtains

showz the gravy

Doris is lush

her minge dripping

with anchovy juice

and cottage cheese

enough already! said

Tea for two ?

from the loo

three turds daily

plus a golden-shower

water sport Olympics

piss poor aim

weapon too small

to satisfy Sally

she needs girth

cheesy, fat bulb

proud and stiff

slightly salty, but

hot and steaming

blue vein pulsing

length increasing rapidly

stand aside sonny

and let daddee

beat that meat

tenderise with mallet

Timmy's will do

itsy-bitsy tennie-weenie yellow

rings around my

stinky pinky winky

with cheese sauce

imbedded underneath fingernails

of strawberry jam

to lick clean

and dance spookily

with gay abandon

and heavy heart

I confessed that