hemorrhoided and bloody
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hemorrhoided and bloody
engorged and putrid
absolutely fucking useless
like Theresa May
I'll second that
queen of gobshites
Another war mongerer
Being a stirrer
with the ruskies
Ivan the alligator
was terribly vain
rigged the election
electrocuted the rigger
lock him up
bound in chains
before being buggered
Complained the recipient
part your-cheeks, sire
I'll wipe your
ass while-I pull
myself a pint
It's a creamy-one!
a pearl necklace
In my hankie
Velvet Handy Andies
Randy old andy
doing Looby Loo
chasing big-assed Mandy
And handy Sandie
always eager to
pop Cherie's cherry
to-be or cherry-b
bishop named in
stolen antiquités indictment
hugely embarrassing debacle
without slightest remorse
but considerable discourse
took wrong turn
all is forgiven
after it flopped
all-over the place
like limp sandwiches
drained of juice
oh so dry
crawling across kalahari
desert that is
notwithstanding a boil
of liquid type...
on the stove
Pauline loves pain