Strawberries and cream
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Strawberries and cream
Made in heaven
I don't care
Nice tasty fare
covered in hair
it's almost square
caused by-a dare
upsetting the mekon
by stripping Dan
of his belt
dropping his troos
on the town
acts like clown
and was arrested
by clown police
for gross stupidity
a dozen dozen
sleeping like baby
giving it zeds
jumping the moon
in unfortunately-melted pyjamas
whilst eating bananas
With whipped cream
decorated with sparklers
rubbed over auntie's
Long hardened nipples
tough and fibrous
over cooked steak
give it-a chew
two fingered salute
is that victory-v
No, Polish army
Prancers in-the lancers
driving mitsubishi cars
through the air
along the embankment
Honking at-the gals
got no pals
chumming sweaty betty
best he can
bride's a madam
tart in trousseau
with strawberry hat
and ginger locks
And liquorice keys
toffee nosed gits
like being spanked
by matron and
dr oetker's mum
taking the pizza