wine into water
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wine into water
tastes like piss
Yep Castlemaine XXXX
are you sure?
It's a ruse
in fuck-me shoes
going round Asda
down Hacklesfield way
with the old-bag
of floury baps
with fried eggs
causing massive blockage
it's no yolk
that flushed tampon
Squashed on avril
expanding with moisture
from pal's johnny
and Billy Ray
cyprus is hilly
mountains of mash
time to crash
nasty, itchy rash
scratch 'n sniff
The dogs bollocks
served for tea
in latex mesh
needing a wesh
Break neck speed
just meandering slowly
down Moon River
Baboon's big blue
opposed to red
king of-the swingers
was very cross
he crucified everyone
roman in-the gloamin'
with Lassie barking
With grave face
mad as hell
Driven to drink
tied and dyed
Laid to rest
tray of thirty
Beef pot noodles
sit thee seldoon
Break her wind
Stop her breath
Coz it stinks
putrid ethyl mercaptan
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