clad in cotton
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clad in cotton
with string attached
rag week specials
jam and bread
in the shed
big pizza pie
apple of my-eye
but god-awful breath
Smells like-a butt
Shit wi sugar
sweetens the deal
cop a feel
costing a meal
Busting a gut
then a bollock
matron gives first-aid
then gets laid
out to rest
The family crest
sold on ebay
returned as faulty
like Wilma's womb
walter wombat's willy
suffered from severe
damp panty rash
causing runny pus
flagon of mead
topped with seed
and you'll suck
Then you'll chuck
rhymes with 'fuck'
well, i never
bet you did
all the time
in the machine
Up the creek
paddle, shit, you-choose
auntie admiring huge
bulbously bloated balls
ready for planting
purple seed potatoes
Sown by Chucky
if your unlucky
gonna be mucky
The Filthy beast
who gobsnorts snivelsnarts
Down ya neck
while pressing his
grapes under foot
Making man's juice