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as she swallows

her prodigious pride

and proceeds to

unzip and unleash

a living legend

named Bob McDick

protuberant and primed

with metallic Hammerite

guaranteed to bludgeon

a Linn LP12

and all 'Belters'

And all DD's

which completely annihilate

all mp3 files

which aren't really

meant to be

used with hi-fi

or even music

in any form

unless your using

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possessives rather than infinitives

and wearing gran's

old damp longjohns

and feeling strangely

moist around the

lavender scented bush

caused by bubblebath

while inserting a

loofah sideways up

the leg hole

and then pulling

firmly down, revealing

a massive thick

fig roll someone

had inadvertently left

hanging precariously from

the tenth floor

with no safety-net

other than rancid

Budweiser soaked beard

which thirstily absorbed

eight pints of

stagnent minge juice

which attracted cats

and other pussies

from the local

cattery where Betty

breeds Maine Coons

big and furry

lovable and gentle