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shot with lead-shot
I'll have-a double
toil and trouble
eye of newt
boils on bum
eye of-her tiger
winking at me
seen from distance
done with mirrors
close-up arse inspection
spread your cheeks
Sing an aria
loud and clear
like a megaphone
In the bush
bird in hand
on the lamb
The silence of
Zips being drawn
Stick of chalk
causing nasty streaks
and sticky stains
splashed on dress
a front closure
giving great affront
with some cleavage
Nice and sleazy
spreads like butter
What a nutter
a complete eccentric
mad as hatter
Adventures in Wonderland
With a loofah
Lady named Queen
Gave it-a shine
polished the pole
burnished her hole
Trimming her brillo
said Brazil Brush
Huge suspicious sausage
in plain-brown envelope
ready to grope
When batteries installed
Goes like-a bomb
snap crackle pop
its-a bleedin' dud
said fat Bertha
who willingly swallowed
Big Alfie's tapioca
a full-cream feast