marinated in smeg
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marinated in smeg
pan-fried in-butter, then
washed down with
festering pustular discharge
needs a bandage
taken from wounded
Girly boy's heart
queen of hearts
with pebble dash
and decent chips
off old block
Granite on-the bottom
moss on top
Toupe monsieur pussycat
pull the-rug out
not my rug
toupe or-not toupe
whet my knickers
soak them thoroughly
wet tee shirts
Oooh - pointy nips!
with chewy tips
Rubber up-the nose
rip her pantyhose
into a wedgie
up her crack
Way too dry
curly ginger pie
sporting bow tie
tuxedo clad guy
looks a dummy
Dixon's Saveloy dip
You dirty buggerQuote:
Originally Posted by mad-moon
killed my brother
With full potty
of steaming-hot pish
steaming with menace
and nicely acrid
sat on radiator
to cure piles
of bloody stools
taking stool-softening pills
piles of them
to no avail
hard as anvil
soft as shit
sticky-as a-sticky thing
like treacle toffee
and caramel bums
press one out