once a month
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once a month
aah blood sports
bloody good time
fried with lime
some jellied clots
upon mouse removal
Expect cheesy remnants
whiff of chives
from the archives
visit St Ives
To find Doris
sleeping with Emma
scissor sisters are
trimming each others
crab-infested pubes
with valve tubes
resembling Penne pasta
With sausage sauce
Doris farted and
unfortunately followed through
gusset carnage severe
complete brown out
slugs crawled out
waving white flags
as the stench
permeated their souls
yet strangely erotic
hint of lemon
for lemon entries
my dear watson
fry some garlic
in hot juice
hang loose lucy
open ya pussy
flash the gash
watch that rash!
ouch! mind my
one eyed trouser
snakey snake snake
spitting copious venom
gobbled up by
a hungry pussy
well lubed and
inviting minge-tout
fish sauce, extra
helpings lose lives
and wrecking fannies
best piping bag
johnny got punched
rotten apples munched