My kinda tart!
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My kinda tart!
Stole my heart
spoiled by fart
Cheeks wide apart
blowing raspberry tart
Phantom of old
Making eyes smart
eye liner pencil
Standard Navy issue
boys in blue
crash test dummies
God shuffled feet
caused much heat
too much friction
Burning the gusset
Cooking the Russet
To a crusty
pair of Knickers
belonging to vicar
Worn on head
admired by congregation
Flock of Seagulls
Happy feet voyeurs
tapping-to the beat
impersonating rain fall
with big white
surrender flag waving
no more banging
all shagged out
pull up the
made to last
nailed to-the mast
flogged to shreds
what a plank
enjoying a wank
whilst driving-a tank
a Tiger presumably
wearing puma top
and leopardskin pants
Pointing his weapon
over the ramparts
Threatening big bertha
Smash her pastie
Loves it rough
crusty old bap
posing as a-stiffy
beside mr floppy
flaccid, and distinctly
unimpressive said matron
nurse, stirrup pump