just made up
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just made up
My favourite tipple
Gin and tonic
condition is chronic
Badly needing-a colonic
shit or bust
Blowout at speed
a nasty accident
Splattered across windshield
of passing No.37-bus
While in-the 69
casualties carried off
Fiddled then piddled
into madame's cocktail
With his chopper
for horizontal refreshment
horizontal jogging's thirsty-work!
bare arsed boxing
premature rehydration refreshment
called brewers droop
Polly'll perk it-up
Stiffen his resolve
Keep it standing-proud
flying old glory
in the face-of
Stars and bars
chocolate confectionary snacks
dry custard encrusted
Vomit stuck in
the crevices of
up your street
was a pub
dealing in depravity
and specific gravity
hydrometer at-the ready
for inserting up
the unusual portal
A soft bung
splendidly well hung
With orange tongue
after sucking a-Jaffa
During the opera
where Betty offered
a cucumber treat
Instead of-the meat
perfecting her technique
batteries not included
improvisation was needed
Arm was beaded
nevertheless, she rammed