Major malicious footrub
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Major malicious footrub
put boot in
Frontline infantrymans testicles
bulging with 'milk'
Full of cream
double-thickness and gloopy
Sets like concrete
School's tapioca pudding
filled her pants
sealed her fate
Blocked her gate
ruined her gait
Annoyed her mate
tightly straitjacketed so
unable to pick
her knicker elastic
free from the
overspill of grandpa's
ghastly soaking dentures
still in-his gums
used for 'eating-out'
side barbies like
Belinda's big bush
round her outback
a wallaby wannabe
In mammas pouch
Baccy and papers
Tips for suckin'
vibrator, spare batteries
daddy's big didgeridoo
some 'me' time
Wobble her wibbles
three ristretto hit
bark like-a Bichon-Frise
arf arf arf
bow wow wow
prepare for spanking
rolled up knickers
Bared her arse
pretty white ones
Twin alabaster cheeks
on french clock
Maker, whitey black
sometimes pastel pink
vicar's favourite costume
Pointy hat and
big frilly purple
Pants with gaping
drop-down front panel
with 'BOO!' written