getting up late
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getting up late
Cant get up
ballcock got stuck
In her flange
Crowbar deftly applied
Fitting snugly against
the elasticated gusset
housing her Tena-lady
for fiver bloke
who microwaved fiver
speaking a cunning-lingo
Petting her golden
'fur', matted but
In usable condition
worth a buff
just a-bit rough
brown ale opener
Watneys Red Barrel
The wizard's sleeve
has snotty streaks
likes green sleeves
Busy Fluxing Uranus
life on Ma's
Big waxing crescent
loony looking up
Her coronal hole
cuniform aurora showing
Everyone loves beaver
nice to 'munch'
except it's Justin
time for pussy
dripping with honey
the bees knees
the bee gees
You win again
it's a lottery
mama loves mambo
'Specially with Rambo
who's hung like
a condemned man
dangling, bloated bollocks
big fat cows
teats like feats
similarly caked with-cheese
Tweezering his wang
acid his thang
then Betty farted
puffing bedding up
unconsciousness soon following
Gas from ass