Won by nose
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Won by nose
the stiffness grows
isn't arthritis great
for hobbling around
The Mulberry Bush
In grannies bloomers
housing adult nappy
Full and squishy
young man's balls
banging her chin
With dusty bin
Three Two One
sum of six
Snub Nosed Magnum
.765 Walther PPK
James Bond's pea-shooter
snotty dribbling hooter
Silent but deadly
like stagnant arse-gas
leaking from oven
Meat taken out
of freezer to-defrost
goes slightly soggy
stiffens with age
then falls off
in global appeal
for flatulent old-aged
prudes, called Richard
tricky dicky's picky
pecker, tiny and
Three wrinkles Rich
Tea time terror
Big bedtime bitch
found in ditch
jumped on pitch
looks like-a witch
with ghastly ditch
best once moistened
reduces friction burns
teases inflamed glans
bulbous and threatening
policeman's helmet displayed
With glowing end
a fetching blue
dog of mumbai
imagining her hands
rolled on thigh
of muddy warthog
Gives sweaty aroma
arms up aheight