a euphemism for
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a euphemism for
a refreshing beer
but in Wales
pint of Buckleys
and not forgetting
packet of crisps
to silence the
quest for hunger
and lewd dreams
and more beer
and pork scratchings...
indicate severe signs
Marco.
of wrinkling around
the swollen rim
and took paracetamol
mixed with Pysilocibin
and a spoonful
of lovely honey
add hash cake
gently toast until
time for tea
; the French maid
on top of
the christmas tree...
legs akimbo, dribbling
waiting for me
to enter her
kitchen for tea
really a dungeon
designed for a
masked bondage bonker
who wanted tea
to lubricate his
croaky old throat
hoping it would
quench his thirst
for badger blood
but it did'nt
so he mutilated
a ripened orange
distributing its juices
all over the
young virgin bride
who did exclaim
"later Mr Darcy!"
as she unfastened
her dogged fastener
which stuck again
in the entrance
to her 'dungeon'