before inserting Flake
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before inserting Flake
up ones arris
a chocolate shaft
For The Lass
to greedily gobble
every last dribble
said Neil & Bob
an eggy bubble
stagnant and steaming
shiny and gleaming
like your Jap's-eye
i love polishing
it until it
glows bright red
like a chillie
whose seeds have
spurted all over
Grandmas birthday cake
real never fake
were her tits
and her shits
replete with corn-nibblets
dead dog's gibblets
jellified scrotum squelch
makes one belch
faint-inducing breath
reeking of vag-juice
haddock pastie, yum-yum
tongue tingling twat
surrounded in fat
with many mammaries
and radio grammaries
and rear ram-maries!!!
Present your botty
Buff tings only
assume the position
lube the crevice
and scream loudly
barking like Muttley
gimmie gimmie medal
Claudette was desperate
for some amour
as her bean
hadn't been licked
but instead flicked
causing a massive
release of juice
fragrance of melon
whiff of fish-paste
Jam and Jerusalem