Rather oblong and
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Rather oblong and
not quite rectangular
drooping down to belly-button
When upside down
adopting a bat-like
Approach to watering
tired old horses
with well hung
Under slung dongs
large cock stop
Bring-in the cockerel
Chicken or Egg
layer or slayer
slash or crap
spray or spray
tom cats away
Hi Officer Dibble
borrowed auntie-Norah's corset
and wrinkly stockings
old man's warmer
a 'boabby' roaster
loofah like appearance
oozing green pus
leaking from his
sliced glasgow sausage
nice on pizza
Tatties and neeps
Piles on toast
with matured minge-oil
on crabs-salad with
caesar's leftover drizzle
and milky spunk-splat
pink dribbling twat
Like Boris Johnson?
wearing a cravat
Cap in hand
on Greene's yacht
getting 'rimmed' by
Dick Van Dork
Without safety cork
but big helmet
borrowed her moped
spread the legs
pulled by monkey
shaken not stroked
polished pork sword
slightly over done
like Trump's hairdo
After May pinching
honours in nude-race