In-the bottom folds
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In-the bottom folds
where it 'collects'
chewed bread waste
and other goo
mummy's boy caught
Wearing sisters panties
at the discotheque
Bopping to Slade
tribute combo, and
exposing his balls
during tennis tournament
sweaty ball boy
oozing a cheesy-tang
little cheesy footballs
from his sack
called santa baws
Boot the Bastards
Made in England
that's rather unfortunate
said vicar to
the panty salesman
ding dong avon
drop yer scanties
nibble Claudettes lips
Kiss her grits
sook her hood
touch-up her big-end
ceud mile failte
Does-a man walk
may stagger tonight
Pished and collapsed
Big toes swollen
Shouting with-the gout
sook the gangrene
cauterise the lesions
I smell pork
gives-ya the boak
the stench from-her
maggoty laundry basket
In Chinese supermarket
she's sweet but-sour
Faced and bossy
waving her whip
At his buttocks
awaiting insertion of
mustard-coated pickled gherkin
hardened for years
on grannie's mantlepiece
shitty bloomers lay
strewn on floor