Up the stick
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Up the stick
climb the pole
Smooth and greasy
Teddy's ducks arse
Oh bugger, crabs!
oh shit .. lobsters
spiders from Mars
hang-out in bars
sporting some scars
knickers up arse
suffering crack attack
Very elastic grip
on the shaft
Producing rapid penetration
WD 40 applied
Lube and massage
auntie gets faceful
of Dave's dirty-water
Pleases uncle immensely
wrapping his tongue
in brown-paper parcel
Round false gnashers
Square false breasts
poking gimp-suit out
full length rubber
American action movie
featuring gay pirates
fully medicated with
Vagisil powder, liberally-applied
to Chinese takeaway
Free Prawn Crackers
they demand liberty
Save The Prawns!
something smells fishy
sterilize her pishers
sweet and sour
dabbed in flour
drizzled with lemon
dissolves the skank
neutralizes the mank
eau de septic-tank
vinegar and pish
essence of sardines
on buttered muffin
With golden chips
and microscopic crap-spatters
Clogging panty pores
underpants fractured alas
joe loss there
banned from swinging