local handy man
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local handy man
Handy Andy Pandy
had a rigid-tool
used as-a ruler
across her booty
straight to-the point
no foreplay necessary
but fiveplay required
stop muckin' 'bout
pointing and grout
shout at-the lout
flick her bean
see-if she's keen
for some horizontal-jogging
or Kitkat shuffle
a five-finger 'polish'
two finger salute
to tut-tutting prudes
said vicar exposing
himself to congregation
and-the mardy malcontents
Duchess wet herself
falling in loo
got covered in
sweet moist talc
in ring-around arse
beside tide mark
was a festering
pair of spots
pustules of contageous
Optimism and joy
despite the cynical
Protestations of mothers
lock away daughters
Padlock her gems
pervy uncle Dennis
displayed his ghastly
And dangerous Herbert
shaped projectile to
Open tight vaults
heaven ladder climb
dangerously near gusset
Through the heather
Mull Of Kintyre
Flying one's machine
we have lift-off
come fly with-me
Airport convention assembly
Six miles high
In the club