Clairol 2 speed
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Clairol 2 speed
super deluxe hairdryer
in burnt ocre
Limp-wristed ladyboys
dry their hair
whilst simultaneously revealing
their frilly knickers
dowsed in translucent
slimy 'man's milk'
ejected from a
leaking left nostril
lemon curd-like
in its appearance
it oozed sinuously
suddenly turning into
oily suppurating puss
in boots from
the local pantomime
where the horse
mounted the sheep
while drinking deeply
a red wine
containing suspicious looking
elements of badger
bated breath while
stalking a fox
showz yer beaver!
with tongues wagging
sleigh bells ringing
with all things...
surely must pass
and happy Christmas!
one and all :)
Santa's a poof!
who comes annally
i mean annually
his 'middle leg'
riddled with gout
gingerly pointing upwards
towards his snout
its bulbous red
nose glowing brightly
indicating it ready
for a drink
of its own
home made beer
; its creamy, frothy
full of twigs
'head' oozed down
pint of Grolsh