when 'jumping' Helga
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when 'jumping' Helga
the bloody horrible
halitosis can paralyse
any form of
sexual stimulation, despite
very small cojones
Rocky mountain oysters
attached to grizzlies
eaten by Scarper-Flo
Sitting on Lou
who's flushed face
Laced with pine
and straining to
Pass the labs
pressing one out
stool pidgeon grassed
Gracie's barren fields
plumbed dead straight
Abandoned by all
long since pumped
discarded and dumped
like an unwanted-toy
an unloved lover
only useful for
giving good beating
with fluffy eggwhisk
Light on feet
Rechargeable LED Wellies
with congenital leaks
contracted at birth
During Hawaii five0
Book 'em Danno
incarcerate the morons
hang 'em high
drawn and quartered
At Ok Corral
Dentist gambler gunfighter
Jack the stripper
In pink knickers
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with extra-wide gusset
producing superb absorbency
for those little-accidents
and-the big ones
people back away
downwind to safety
wiping off spatters
with old knickers
loaned by bishop
nicked off actress
causing embarrassing scene