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to remove nits
for a sarnie
With clotted cream
and toenail clippings
whipped and patted
surprisingly tasting like
sopping-wet adult nappies
thoughtfully seasoned with
White wine vinegar
squeeze and rinse
rise and shine
polish and prime
don't do-the crime
barmen behind bars
cocktail shakers ready
twiddle your wiener
from the window
scaring passers by
released on bail
for raiding washing-lines
after granny bloomers
Are sliced up
and sniffed with
increasingly aroused anticipation
of that musky
secretion of bottom-gas
pungently wafting towards
discerning, anticipating nostrils
Causing wagging of
local gossip's tongues
the sexually frustrated
bunch-of granny mongers
happily sucking appendages
of their 'juice'
filling Durex party-balloons
with white, slimy
Paintball juice fired- from
purple headed pea-shooters
hand picked by
black-stockinged busty bimbos
Driving big throbbing
Black V8 Mustangs
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over red line
for a gang-bang
late night line-up
no house rules
pot the pink
with stiff cue
chalk the tip
rattle the cushions