so she put
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so she put
a dozen grenades
through her wringer
stubbornly the bulge
was still there
so she rubbed
salt over wounded
stiffness, which only
made it luminescent
attracting her more
Artistic side to
sway towards impressionism
Willy is wonky
what a plonker
she GASPED at
His massive lisp
and willing tongue
fire at will
what's Will done?
poor old willie
unwashed and unloved
waits for helping-hand
insignificant little man
sized but unimpressive
to big Bertha
9" minimum, for
British Standards requirements
biggest in world
championship line up
taken with ease
its full girth
willingly gobbled up
diggin' at-his potatoes
dogging amongst cucumbers
wetting them down
soaking it up
sooking the froth
Yellow moustache country
around the rim
of the gaping
rip down her
saggy, sweaty tights
for candid snap
and cellulite-riddled arse
Scaring the kids
whilst tightrope walking
Over kitchen pulley
arse-cheeks spread open
across bicycle saddle
inviting immediate parking