WD40 and twiddle
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WD40 and twiddle
3in1 and fiddle
KY and spittle
on my nipple
attached to clamps
power them up
mains frequency buzz
from pubic fuzz
prefer a brazilion
creates less dandruff
smooth on tongue
waxed to perfection
enormous eye-watering erection
bursting for insertion
Thar she blows!
Ecstacy of release
the droop begins
got a tissue?
will need loads
not an issue
mop-up the man-cream
wipe in clean
rolling the residue
into a fag
or a hag
pump her dry
shag her ragged
oozing fanny splatter
she's a squirter!
a juicy Jaffa
with rolling eyes
thinking of England
second wind whacker
nappy soaker wearer
Tena for men
Fiver for ladies
£2.50 for Natalie ;)
i'm free sweetie
Whore or bargain?
He's a tart
and he farts
the trumpet voluntary
smells like drains
must be me
and your rancid-arse
belching columns of-shite
caught inside crisp-bags
salt 'n crap-flavour
No thanks mam
use the can