So, tell us about your user name..............

What's to tell? It's my name and I'm stuck with it, although now there's another one here I should perhaps be more inventive.

Why Shane? Nothing to do with Alan Ladd, thank you very much (the movie came out six months after I was born) and everything to do with the Red Hand of Ulster, although I'm not sure I should be especially proud of that either.

Mine's boring - DS & J.R, or D, S, & J, R - take your pick, or not as the case may be :)

Mine is simply what the aliens called me when they kicked me off the mothership...

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Originally Posted by Sand Dancin Donkey Walker

Quite possibly not REM, but I'm sticking to my version of events :lol:.

Andy - SDDW

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Whether 'Sand Dancing Donkey Walker' is a Bowdlerisation of his true username or not, reminds me of the former occupation of a fellow work collegue.

His previous work was in the poultry business, specifically he was involved in the artificial insemination of turkeys. In fact his job was to extract the source material - a sort of semen extraction facilitator. No easy task as you can imagine; turkeys are big birds and don't take kindly to enforced onanism!

This was in the days of the old black UK passport, which required a description of ones profession. I always meant to ask him if under 'Profession', he had entered 'Turkey Wanker'!

Barry

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Originally Posted by barry.d.hunt

Whether 'Sand Dancing Donkey Walker' is a Bowdlerisation of his true username or not, reminds me of the former occupation of a fellow work collegue.

His previous work was in the poultry business, specifically he was involved in the artificial insemination of turkeys. In fact his job was to extract the source material - a sort of semen extraction facilitator. No easy task as you can imagine; turkeys are big birds and don't take kindly to enforced onanism!

This was in the days of the old black UK passport, which required a description of ones profession. I always meant to ask him if under 'Profession', he had entered 'Turkey Wanker'!

Barry

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Hehehe,
Reminds me of a story about the daughter of a landed gent I used to work for, who apparently answered the phone one day & said, "No, Daddy's not in at the moment, he's out in the Park, making the cows pregnant".

Hi Barry

There is no link from my forum mane to my real one, Andy Robertson. It was just a great insult.

There are no emissions or ammendments in translation either, though having thought about it I may have mis-heard the insult, though probably best to stay with the more polite version I think :lol:

Andy - SDDW

A drunken night of love(I know it was drunken, my old man was involved), followed 8-9 months later by another drunken night where my parents decided on Myles. Not Miles, no that would be too easy. It HAD to be MYLES, with a Y, like some poncey yank. Still not used to it, even after 36 years on Gods green earth........

I shall call you 'Mills' then ;)

Me, well, webby is just an extension of my surname. Simple.

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Originally Posted by webby

I shall call you 'Mills' then ;)

Me, well, webby is just an extension of my surname. Simple.

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I swear some guy in work really thinks I'm called Mills. I get it in emails, 'polite conversation' etc. Too easy just to leave it, I can't be bothered with the conversation where he tells me he knew all along.....

hi all,
no prizes for guessing mine i am afraid, Anthony is of course my first name, and TD are the initials of my company which is Tube Distinctions.
regards,anthony,TD...