caught, then shagged
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caught, then shagged
meat on-the bone
farmer said sheared:doh:
hot meat stroker
big meat poker
man's meat muncher
chewed by man-eating
hot meat gnawing
pendulous fun bags
displayed inside Betty's
untidy sock drawer
which whiffed of
Vicar's cum-stained choirboys
Arrested development squad
going for a-ruck
a suck and
some blows with
Layed back Sally
taking it whole
rather than sliced
toasting his roast
chestnuts in front
balls gently swaying
before her majesty
for critical inspection
by royal appointment
ensure it's been-washed
corned beef botherer
ground to perfection
solidified testicle sweat
kebab on-a stick
resembles a dick
lick the rind
throttling bell end
spraying 'cottage-cheese' everywhere
spattered audience unimpressed
as they preferred-stilton
Mould on the
socks of the
old tart at
the cheese box
giving a sniff
ripped his winkle
while she sprinkled
her little stars
Covering her glory
that shaven mound
covered in elastoplast
bondage in bandages
babs baby bib