from being a
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from being a
farmer's jolly into
a busmans holiday
fishnetted tart who
liked young men
loves holding a
brace of thingies
selecting his gearstick
with big knob
and no brakes
a recipe for
the lunchtime performance
of madame cucumber
and her unfeasibly
long thin fingers
great at tickling
a featherlike touch
on sensitive glans
And sweet flans
her apple tart
Made her fart
like fuck, causing
Streams of liquid
to gush down
lick the bowl
and cleanse-it of
auntie Edna's 'accident'
balls of shit
spattered up walls
Jerry Lee's skitters
pressure washer ricochet
oozing with ooze
sauce for-the goose
a smegma-placenta special
for Brenda's breakfast
Lost in loft
amongst gimp masks
and satanic garb
accumulated from various
sunday school meetings
Down chipping sodbury
capital of sodomy
County of poxburgh
twinned with plooksville
naked knuckle-draggers rule
and Tennessee Forresters'
dressed as rabbits
cheese and pickle
worn as makeup
chased by sheep...