worn under crash-helmet
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worn under crash-helmet
in her vineyard
munch her muffins
chomp her chuff
Savour the vino
faint hint of
Rosemary's sweet flower
fragrant, but fishy
Sounding name and
knickers to match
give it-a scratch
crabs are rife
Lobster is purple
eel be fine
Perched on sofa
with naughty Nora
the blow-up doll
punctured beyond repair
a rubber requiem
unable to rise-up
without continuous pumping
which can-be enjoyable
gasped the bishop
All over Actress
who fainted landing
on big pussy
riddled with fleas
and spitting blood
bad halitosis too
Full-of meaty goodness
steak and ale
Big scabby pie
caught on-the fly
squished in zip
in between fits
of fanny farts
of attacking nits
driving Claudette crazy
leaving toothmarks everywhere
on her arse-cheeks
which she displayed
her pink knickers
before the audience
aghast-at how stained
glass doors illuminated
follow red line
bus to market
to sell her-worn
out bloomers to
transform her reputation