Big stud muffins
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Big stud muffins
sporting tented trunks
Requiring two-handed support
to prevent pole-vaulting
or pole droop
Toss yer caber!
flip your teak
That's hard wood
big lollipop stick
needs alotta lickin'
like big brenda
Who tends ta
like a benda
On the Buckie
if shes lucky
and very plucky
but getting mucky
taking a massive
dump in-the corner
Steam her face
'double-bag' her, before
Shaving her beard
all getting weird
skin got seared
sat on furnace
created a stink
as her-tights melted
around flabby cheeks
scarred with cellulite
and whipping marks
hundred miles-of bad
diet, and lack
of ikea tables
to mount her
attack on enemy
she 'scooshes' them
tinpan's them doon-road
booting their botties
whistling down town
gone all brown
the impregnated skidmarks
proudly displayed before
half the known
skidmarks sniffing society
bum gribblers unite
to discuss shite
chew the crud
munch her fud
powder puff tail
something to nail